{"commentary":"Welcome everyone! They are under starters orders, and they're off! Rambo darts out of the gate followed by a surprisingly energetic Doughnut Dave. Grim Jim, perhaps living up to his name, seems to have a slow start. But hold on, Espresso George is nipping at Rambo's heels. Yes, indeed, both these horses are flying! Jedi Larry is relaxing mid-field, using the force no doubt. Poor Greedy Simon seems distracted by the burger van. Wait! Dave's slowing! Maybe that doughnut wasn't a good idea after all? And Grim Jim, despite his shaky start, is making a fantastic comeback. Oh no! A dog appears on the course! Our horses are undeterred, weaving around it. Espresso George is at the lead, closely followed by Rambo and Grim Jim. Down the final furlong, George maintains his caffeine fuelled lead to win! Bravo George, Bravo! Rambo comes in second with Grim Jim securing the bronze. I must say, that was fabulous, I love my job and I can't wait for the next race!","winner":"Espresso George","runner up":"Rambo","3rd place":"Grim Jim","4th place":"Jedi Larry","5th place":"Doughnut Dave","6th place":"Greedy Simon","horse 1 position":"6","horse 2 position":"1","horse 3 position":"5","horse 4 position":"3","horse 5 position":"4","horse 6 position":"2","horse 1 name":"Greedy Simon","horse 2 name":"Espresso George","horse 3 name":"Doughnut Dave","horse 4 name":"Grim Jim","horse 5 name":"Jedi Larry","horse 6 name":"Rambo","code":"gjle"}