{"commentary":"Welcome to the philanthropic pandemonium that we call horse racing! The Wisereach Modulearn Stakes runners are under starters orders... and they're off! Mr Tom bursts out of the gate but it's Chick Dinner strutting like a peacock in the lead! Horatio Hornblower rumbling down the side track, seems to have navigated his way into this horse race instead of a war ship! Oh! A spaniel has joined the race, thinking it’s a fox hunt and Winner Winner's being distracted! Meanwhile, Blue Max is making strides and Oh no he’s fallen! Well, he’s living up to his name folks! As we approach the finish line it's neck and neck. But ultimately, pull out the trumpets; Horatio Hornblower hoots to victory; Mr Tom tails as runner-up! Chick Dinner flutters in third place, Winner Winner is 4th, Blue Max at 5th and here comes Oh no he's fallen!… finally in at 6th. How extraordinary, I love my job and I can't wait for the next race!","winner":"Horatio Hornblower","runner up":"Mr Tom","3rd position":"Chick Dinner","4th position":"Winner Winner","5th position":"Blue Max","6th position":"Oh no he's fallen!","horse 1 position":"5","horse 2 position":"2","horse 3 position":"1","horse 4 position":"4","horse 5 position":"3","horse 6 position":"6","horse 1 name":"Blue Max","horse 2 name":"Mr Tom","horse 3 name":"Horatio Hornblower","horse 4 name":"Winner Winner","horse 5  name":"Chick Dinner","horse 6 name":"Oh no he's fallen!","code":"gjlr"}