{"commentary":"Welcome ladies and gents to the Wisereach Modulearn Stakes! No need for a thesaurus today as we have our own linguistic cavalry. Horse 1, the tale-telling titan, Shakespeare. Horse 2, giving Santa a run for his money, it's Clause Chaos. Syntax Fury, Horse 3, has an iambic pentameter that leaves competitors trailing. Next up, the adjective warrior and Horse 4, the Spelling Sprinter. Horse 5, the Grammar Slicer, sharper than a semi-colon. And lastly, Punctuation Pounder, Horse 6, emphasising every stride with an exclamation. The runners are under starters orders... and they're off! Syntax Fury starts strong but Clause Chaos is not far behind. A rabbit! A rabbit has darted across causing Punctuation Pounder to falter but the horse regains composure. In an exciting turn of events, Shakespeare takes the lead and wins! Followed closely by Spelling Sprinter and then, with a nose, it's Clause Chaos. Thanks for joining us, that was fabulous, I love my job and can't wait for the next race!","winner":"Shakespeare","runner up":"Spelling Sprinter","3rd position":"Clause Chaos","4th position":"Syntax Fury","5th position":"Grammar Slicer","6th position":"Punctuation Pounder","horse 1 position":"1","horse 2 position":"3","horse 3 position":"4","horse 4 position":"2","horse 5 position":"5","horse 6 position":"6","horse 1 name":"Shakespeare","horse 2 name":"Clause Chaos","horse 3 name":"Syntax Fury","horse 4 name":"Spelling Sprinter","horse 5 name":"Grammar Slicer","horse 6 name":"Punctuation Pounder","code":"kjft"}