{"commentary":"Welcome everyone! This is The Wisereach Modulearn Virtual Tough Mudder. Our runners are ready... and they're off! Arnie's off with a stumbling start but he's straight over the Wall like a mountain goat. Brian has a tricky time with the Tyres - he's hopping like a kangaroo with hiccups! Now, the Netting, oh look at Claude, he's slithering under like a perplexed python. Over to the Water, and Danny is... wait a minute, that's not water, that's a pint of lager, no time for that Danny, lad! The Mud Pit now, treacherous as ever, oh dear, Eddy's stuck fast, looks like a rhino in quicksand. There's a dog running across the course, Frank, the fearless last runner managed to get over that though, good heavens! And there's the finish line: Claude has taken it, followed by Brian. That was fabulous, I love my job and I can't wait for the next race!","winner":"Claude","runner up":"Brian","3rd position":"Eddy","4th position":"Frank","5th position":"Arnie","6th position":"Danny","Arnie position":"5","Brian position":"2","Claude position":"1","Danny position":"6","Eddy position":"3","Frank position":"4","Arnie":"Arnie","Brian":"Brian","Claude":"Claude","Danny":"Danny","Eddy":"Eddy","Frank":"Frank","code":"ushm"}