{"commentary":"Greetings, everyone! They are under starters orders, and they're off! Oh, look at that! Number 3, our very own Wanker, takes an unexpected lead, but closely followed by Bitch at position 4. Number 1, Fucker, seems to struggle a little. Wait, what's this? A dog has run onto the track! Our Number 2 contender, Cunt, deftly avoids the intruder. Now, Hezbollah at 5 and Hamas at 6 are battling head to head! My word, what a race! In an unexpected turn of events, Hamas, Number 6 has sprinted ahead to secure the first place, followed by a close second by, Hezbollah! Now, back to the studio for the latest news and gossip.","winner":"Hamas","runner up":"Hezbollah","3rd place":"Bitch","4th place":"Wanker","5th place":"Cunt","6th place":"Fucker","horse 1 position":"6","horse 2 position":"5","horse 3 position":"4","horse 4 position":"3","horse 5 position":"2","horse 6 position":"1","horse 1 name":"Fucker","horse 2 name":"Cunt","horse 3 name":"Wanker","horse 4 name":"Bitch","horse 5 name":"Hezbollah","horse 6 name":"Hamas","code":"xhfw"}