{"commentary":"Welcome, one and all, to the Wisereach Modulearn Stakes! The runners are under starters orders... and they're off! Horse 1, known to his friends as 'Shakespeare', is off with a modest start while Horse 2, 'Clause Chaos' charges ahead. Meanwhile, Horse 3, 'Syntax Fury', caught unawares, is falling behind... And, oh dear, there's a dachshund on the field, but what's this? Our fearless Horse 4, 'Punctuation Pounder', nimbly leaps over it! What a show! Horse 5, 'Grammar Slicer' has now taken a surprising lead. And finally, poor Horse 6, 'Spelling Sprinter' is struggling at the rear. As they approach the finish line... it's a stunning victory for Horse 2, Clause Chaos! Shakespeare in a surprising second and Syntax Fury slides into the third spot! What a race! I love my job and I can't wait for the next race!","winner":"Clause Chaos","runner up":"Shakespeare","3rd position":"Syntax Fury","4th position":"Punctuation Pounder","5th position":"Grammar Slicer","6th position":"Spelling Sprinter","horse 1 position":"2","horse 2 position":"1","horse 3 position":"3","horse 4 position":"4","horse 5 position":"5","horse 6 position":"6","horse 1 name":"Shakespeare","horse 2 name":"Clause Chaos","horse 3 name":"Syntax Fury","horse 4 name":"Punctuation Pounder","horse 5 name":"Grammar Slicer","horse 6 name":"Spelling Sprinter","code":"zrft"}