{"commentary":"Ladies and Gents, we're here for a thrilling show! The Wisereach Modulearn Stakes runners are under starters orders... and they're off! 1:Pussy destroyer and 6:Anus dash off the line, golly, they're off at a cracking pace! 2:Mr. House reluctant to start, might be a case of stage fright, the poor blighter! 3:Fucking Wanker takes a sudden leap, overtaking 5:Anal lover, and hold on... what's that... Blimey! A dog just flew across the course, almost made a dog's dinner out of 4:Ms. Dildo there! Back to the front, it's neck and neck between 1:Pussy destroyer and 3:Fucking Wanker, and out of nowhere Mr. House is surging like the last bottle at a Gin party! It's a photo finish, and yes! 3:Fucking Wanker bags it by a nose! What a nail-biter that was! Never a dull moment in horse racing, I love my job and I can't wait for the next race!","winner":"Fucking Wanker","runner up":"Pussy destroyer","3rd position":"Mr. House","4th position":"Anus","5th position":"Anal lover","6th position":"Ms. Dildo","horse 1 position":"2","horse 2 position":"3","horse 3 position":"1","horse 4 position":"6","horse 5 position":"5","horse 6 position":"4","horse 1 name":"Pussy destroyer","horse 2 name":"Mr. House","horse 3 name":"Fucking Wanker","horse 4 name":"Ms. Dildo","horse 5 name":"Anal lover","horse 6 name":"Anus","code":"pubt"}