{"commentary":"Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another adrenaline-filled day of racing! The Wisereach Modulearn Stakes runners are under starters orders... and they're off! Just look at them go. With what can only be described as a powerful charge, it's 'Fast as Fuck' out in front… Whoa! We've got a cheeky dog on the course, causing a bit of a ruckus there... but it's 'Son Of A Bitch' dodging it like a champ! DeusIsLooseDeusIsLooseDeusIsLooseDeusIsLooseTater Trot is making a late charge! As we come to the final leg, it's too close to call! Thankfully just horse and jockey, no dogs involved anymore. As we get to the finish line, it's 'Son Of A Bitch' who takes the win, with 'Mother Fucker' phlegmatically coming in just behind, followed by 'Queer' rounding out the top three. What an absolute belter of a race, ladies and gents! I love my job and I can't wait for the next race!","winner":"Son Of A Bitch","runner up":"Mother Fucker","3rd position":"Queer","4th position":"Fast as Fuck","5th position":"DeusIsLooseDeusIsLooseDeusIsLooseDeusIsLooseTater Trot","6th position":"Retard","horse 1 position":"6","horse 2 position":"1","horse 3 position":"2","horse 4 position":"4","horse 5 position":"5","horse 6 position":"3","horse 1 name":"Retard","horse 2 name":"Son Of A Bitch","horse 3 name":"Mother Fucker","horse 4 name":"Fast as Fuck","horse 5 name":"DeusIsLooseDeusIsLooseDeusIsLooseDeusIsLooseTater Trot","horse 6 name":"Queer","code":"uovk"}