{"commentary":"Welcome ladies and gents to the Wisereach Modulearn Stakes! The starters look as eager as Shakey Jim on a caffeine kick. And they’re off! Sit Down Sally bolts out of the gates, followed closely by Vik the Vibe Coder. Mac 1 is off to a slow start, perhaps he's still booting. Shakey Jim living up to his name, shuffling along while Hubble Trouble appears to be stargazing rather than racing. Oh wait, Too Much Gin is running in the wrong direction, looks like that one has lived up to his name! And now, a local dog has taken to the track, it’s chasing... is that... Yes, it's chasing Shakey Jim and he's shaking to his core! Meanwhile, Sit Down Sally sits at the top, galloping as if powered by rocket fuel, and takes the prize with Vik the Vibe Coder trailing magnificently for runner-up. What a doozy of a race folks, I love my job and I can't wait for the next race!","winner":"Sit Down Sally","runner up":"Vik the Vibe Coder","3rd position":"Hubble Trouble","4th position":"Mac 1","5th position":"Too Much Gin","6th position":"Shakey Jim","horse 1 position":"1","horse 2 position":"6","horse 3 position":"2","horse 4 position":"5","horse 5 position":"4","horse 6 position":"3","horse 1 name":"Sit Down Sally","horse 2 name":"Shakey Jim","horse 3 name":"Vik the Vibe Coder","horse 4 name":"Too Much Gin","horse 5 name":"Mac 1","horse 6 name":"Hubble Trouble","code":"vzsd"}