{"commentary":"Welcome, ladies and gents, to the madcap world of horse racing! The Wisereach Modulearn Stakes runners are under starters orders... and they're off! Right from the start, Farty, leaving a trail of fragrant confusion in his wake, is in lead, pursued by a rather confused Jacky Needs Attention! Third is Königsberger Klopse, lagging behind with what seems to be a bag of chips stuck on her hoof! Fourth is Jules, followed by Frey Frey with Poopsy bringing up the rear. Hold on, what's this? A terrier has stormed the course! He's chasing Farty's tail, but remarkably, that seems to have spurred Farty onto an even greater sprint, crossing the finish line first! Jacky Needs Attention and Königsberger Klopse take the second and third spot respectively! Then comes Jules, followed closely by Poopsy, and finally Frey Frey. What a race folks! I love my job and I can't wait for the next race!","winner":"Farty","runner up":"Jacky needs attention","3rd position":"Königsberger Klopse","4th position":"Jules","5th position":"Poopsy","6th position":"Frey Frey","horse 1 position":"1","horse 2 position":"4","horse 3 position":"2","horse 4 position":"5","horse 5 position":"6","horse 6 position":"3","horse 1 name":"Farty","horse 2 name":"Jules","horse 3 name":"Jacky needs attention","horse 4 name":"Poopsy","horse 5 name":"Frey Frey","horse 6 name":"Königsberger Klopse","code":"wnxz"}